WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Right now, coffee. Does coffee count as an object? If not, then my coffee mug, since it keeps my coffee from spilling out onto my coffee table (which in turn keeps the coffee mug from falling onto my coffee rug, which protects the coffee floor from damage).
See, it’s coffee all the way down.
(btw, tumblrbot, you bear a striking resemblance to Gir)
